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It turns out that there are no books containing any substantial information on poltergeists. This shouldn't surprise me. Peeves came with the castle and no one knows what to do with him. But he fears the Baron, which as we all know is about the only leverage you can use against him.

I think, though, that the key to dealing with Peeves, and perhaps any poltergeist, really, is to earn their respect. I certainly don't think I'm that good, nor do I really care if I have Peeves' respect. But I do think fighting fire with fire could prove beneficial here. I am a Marauder, afterall.

So I tried it. Next time you see Peeves, ask him how the pepper's working out for him. Of course, he probably won't answer amidst the sneezing.

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On November 14th, 2007 05:22 am (UTC), luna_servitus commented:
Contrary to popular belief, I do know how to cut corners.
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On November 14th, 2007 05:31 am (UTC), prongs_deer replied:
Oh, that I do know, but with books, Moony? Books?
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On November 14th, 2007 05:35 am (UTC), luna_servitus replied:
I was speaking figuratively, of a strange and unusual world not unlike our own, but in which you've written a book. I think, for that, I could make an exception to my Unabridged Only stance.
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On November 14th, 2007 01:08 pm (UTC), prongs_deer replied:
Ah, you right bastard, and after I've given you the best years of my life!
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On November 14th, 2007 08:23 pm (UTC), luna_servitus replied:
Don't think I haven't appreciated it.
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On November 14th, 2007 09:34 pm (UTC), prongs_deer replied:
Least you can do, you great pillock. Anyway, if I wrote a book it'd either be about practical jokes or Quidditch. In the one case, you'd read it cover to cover, and in the other you wouldn't touch the thing. None of this abridged nonsense.
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On November 15th, 2007 04:13 am (UTC), luna_servitus replied:
You know I hate it when you're right.
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On November 16th, 2007 12:05 am (UTC), prongs_deer replied:
And you know I love it when you hate that I'm right.